One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything to eat." So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thank you so much for taking us back to your house. It is very kind." "You're going to love it there," said the attorney. "The grass is over a foot tall."
I just learned a new commercial loan and commercial real estate term today - the junior box. We have all heard of big box stores like Wal-Mart, Target, and Home Depot.
A junior box is a type of big box store, just the smaller variety. It is a retail space containing 20,000 to 40,000 square feet. Common examples of junior box tenants are Hobby Lobby, Goodwill, and PetSmart. Junior boxes actually make up the largest portion of overall net-leased big-box stores on the market.
Big boxes are larger than 80,000 square feet, while the mid box is a retail unit of 40,000 to 80,000 square feet.
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Dear Abby: I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.