--- title: Memes and Some Jokes Today Too description: Some sweet jokes along with my memes today. --- [![c-loans-logo-2025](https://info.c-loans.com/hs-fs/hubfs/images/c-loans-logo-2025.png?width=183&height=86&name=c-loans-logo-2025.png)](https://c-loans.com) [Terms of Use](https://www.c-loans.com/terms-of-use) | [Disclaimer](https://www.c-loans.com/disclaimer) | [Blog](https://info.c-loans.com/) # Commercial Loans and Fun Blog ## [Memes and Some Jokes Today Too](https://info.c-loans.com/memes-and-some-jokes-today-too) Posted by [George Blackburne](https://info.c-loans.com/author/george-blackburne) on Sat, Mar 1, 2025 - [Tweet](https://twitter.com/share) It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school.  Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears. "Don't cry, Mommy," said Andrew reassuringly. "Maybe one day you'll get to ride in a school bus too!"   [![Free Book, "How To Invest in 12% First Trust Deeds"](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/23901fd2-646a-4871-be41-d3adcf3c588f.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/23901fd2-646a-4871-be41-d3adcf3c588f)   ![Want Cookie](https://info.c-loans.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Want%20Cookie.png?width=443&height=492&name=Want%20Cookie.png) X is full of hilarious videos and memes. [![Follow George on X (Twitter) Hit the Follow Button Next](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/8ece6f95-5245-4c5e-af9a-b1a255850a22.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/8ece6f95-5245-4c5e-af9a-b1a255850a22)   No good deed goes unpunished. I had volunteered to tar the roof on my father's shed. I was about halfway done when I slipped and fell flat on my face, getting black goop all over my shirt, my pants, even my hair. Hearing the thud, Dad looked up. "What happened?"  I got up and began to say, "All I did was..." when my feet shot out from under me and I flipped into the tarry mess a second time.  "You know," Dad said dryly, "you could have just told me."   [![Apply For a Commercial Loan to Blackburne & Sons](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/34e9010d-6f3b-4979-93c2-9e705da5a9fc.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/34e9010d-6f3b-4979-93c2-9e705da5a9fc)   ![Im in](https://info.c-loans.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Im%20in.png?width=449&height=392&name=Im%20in.png)   [![Submit Your Loan to 750 Commercial Lenders Using C-Loans.com.  It's Free!](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/7bcb7dc6-4127-4491-982a-16e57ca54d60.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/7bcb7dc6-4127-4491-982a-16e57ca54d60)   After I tucked my six-year-old daughter into bed, she asked if she could sleep with Snuggles, my special teddy bear, because she was just a little scared.  I looked at her bed, filled with her own dolls and bears, and said, "What about all of these?"  "They won't help," she replied. 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Patient:  "I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'." Dentist:  "You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell."    [![Earn 11% to 12% Interest Since 1980](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/80333ce3-b6a5-4bf7-9687-52c156ed5457.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/80333ce3-b6a5-4bf7-9687-52c156ed5457)   ![Two doggos](https://info.c-loans.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Two%20doggos.png?width=434&height=549&name=Two%20doggos.png)   [![Subscribe to the Commercial Loans and Fun Blog](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/a3bd32c3-bff3-4066-9ca8-2ec475fb5bbc.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/a3bd32c3-bff3-4066-9ca8-2ec475fb5bbc) Topics: [Just memes](https://info.c-loans.com/topic/just-memes) ### George Blackburne III Owner of C-Loans, Inc. ![George Blackburne III C-Loans Owner](https://info.c-loans.com/hs-fs/hubfs/George%20Head%20Shot%20Small%205%20by%207%20copy.jpg?width=158&name=George%20Head%20Shot%20Small%205%20by%207%20copy.jpg) ### Subscribe via E-mail ### Connect with C-Loans ## [![Get the Latest Scoop on C-Loans Inc.](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/37671/bacfb58b-143e-40d7-b126-33c182b5b90b.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/37671/bacfb58b-143e-40d7-b126-33c182b5b90b) C-Loans.com® is sponsored by  C-Loans, Inc. — For more information, contact Tom Blackburne 555 University Ave., Suite 150, Sacramento, CA 95825 Telephone: (916) 338-3232 x 317 * Tom Blackburne in Indiana: (574) 210-6686 * Fax: (916) 338-2328 Real Estate Broker -- California Department of Real Estate -- License Number 01330173 Arizona Dept. of Financial Institutions – License Number 0909472 The Florida Mortgage Brokers License Number: 0708758 [Read our many client Success Stories](https://c-loans.com/mortgage-brokers-overview/success-stories/) » © 2025 C-Loans, Inc. 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