Commercial Loans and Fun Blog

Friday Funnies and Tidbits

Written by George Blackburne | Fri, Apr 18, 2025

A dog knows when you're sad, and he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember the location of the can opener.

 

 

 

If you don't have an account on X, you are missing
out on a dozen non-political belly-laughs everyday.

 

According to Gordon Chang, the well-known commentator on Chinese affairs, a high-ranking general in the People's Liberation Army ("PLA"), was recently "disappeared."  This wasn't President Xi eliminating one more opponent.  This general (the third-highest ranking member of the PLA) was a supporter of Xi.  Xi's opponents are now "wielding knives."

 

 

 

 

Speaking of wielding knives...  any salad can be a Caesar salad, if you stab it enough.  Haha!  When Caesar won the Roman civil war, he allowed the Senators who had opposed him in the war to return and sit in the Senate.  As Dr. Phil might have asked, "How did that work out for you?" 

So far the new Republican administration has not prosecuted anyone.

 

 

 

 

"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun".  --  Ecclesiastes 1:9  

 

Cisca and I had just finished watching the movie, "Twisters,"
when a tornado storm passed over our Indiana home.  It missed.

How many times have I told you to get loan servicing income???
Servicing fees keep you open during crashes.

 

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and asked, "Please insult my wife. She loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." 

Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself...To be married to a woman like that and not be able to think up your own insults!"

 

 

 

 

Please send me (George Blackburne III) an invitation to link on LinkedIn.  I post a cute, clean joke every day.  It's like a personal joke service.  It's fun!

You realize, of course, that gold has been marching relentlessly upwards.  If you decide to buy gold, take physical possession!  Own the Maple Leafs in your own grubby little paws.  :-)  Paper gold will likely prove as illusory as the gold in Fort Knox.  

 

 

If its not too late for you and your wife,
please go make a baby tonight.  America needs children!  :-)